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mardi

Que chante un plombier ?
- Un siphon font font les petites clés a molette ...

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lundi

Un athlète belge affirme avoir battu le record de Husen Bolt
- il a fait 102 mètres

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dimanche

Que peut prendre un chien qui court sur la glace ?
- Une gamelle

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samedi

Papa, papa ! Ou ça se trouve le Guatemala ?
- Demande a ta mère c'est elle qui range tout...

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vendredi

Es ce qu'un Sumo qui se tient debout peut voir ses pieds?

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jeudi

Qu'es ce qui porte des lunettes et qui ne voie pas?
- Un nez

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mercredi

On était en train de regarder la télé et pendant la pub le nombre Pi au carré est parti.
Ou est-il allé ?
- Il est parti faire pipi

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