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mercredi

C'est quoi une duche?
C'est une douche sans o.

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mardi

2 hommes discutent :
- On a beaucoup écrit sur moi.
- Ah, vous êtes connu ?
- Non, tatoué

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lundi

Qu'y a t'il entre l'eau et l'air?
- Du PQ ! ( O- PQ - R )

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dimanche

Comment la maman Tyrex endort son enfant ?
- En lui lisant une préhistoire

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samedi

Quelles sont les consignes pour les usagers dans les bus italien ?
- Ne pas discuter avec le chauffeur, il a besoin de ses mains

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vendredi

Ça fait quoi deux milles pattes qui se disent bonjour ?
- une fermeture éclaire

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jeudi

Mozart est mort et pourtant quand j'ouvre mon frigo Mozzarella

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